THE BECKONING


Hi everybody this is my first post for my blog. If you are reading this u must really like me, or I would have politely invited you to read me my blog (invites go something like, read my blog or else…). Well anyways if you are crazy and dumb enough to be conned by me to read this crap, I am really lucky to have friends like you. Actually if anybody has met me they know I am hardly very serious about anything come on people, u cant blame God or your neighbour for all the evil things that befall you. This blog as you can all expect will be as controversial as the author that is yours truly. Hope I get a lot of reviews and comments.

I have always believed we are all here on this minuscule excuse of a planet for a PURPOSE. What is your purpose or what is mine that is the question I have been wondering for a long time. Maybe mine is selling this crazy idea that has been bugging me for a long time to all the sane people who visit my blog and share my insanity with them. But how do I know what my purpose is. who will tell me?
Anybody telling me that if you meditate you will find the inner being, your soul is the key , should be shot in the head with a bazooka, yes you did read that part right, (most of you did not expect such extreme violence here , or did you?). Come on people think more than half the people who do that meditating stuff either land up as GURU (all connection to any movie or political figure existing or in the future will come into being is purely incidental) , with either nothing to eat or living on herbs and other odd things that I would not dare lift up ,eating it is a distant nightmare, or they land up on a program on the television (a device I strongly think was placed on earth by some aliens to keep us all in perpetual trance so we will not find out their evil sinister plans-whatever that is????) , or they land up at a lunatic asylum somewhere real far away , where they think they should have just finished studying and joined the software industry like every second Indian I meet. While I seriously doubt that my purpose or yours is anyway connected to the above two cases, although the asylum does have its fringe benefits.

When will I find my PURPOSE , I seriously do not know or whether I will find it at all. That is I will just die an old man in the software industry of course , where else in front of my Pentium computer with a whole bunch of crazy gadgets I would not know how to use, that facilitates the crashing of my computer every ten minutes.

If you people are wondering about the title you must have guessed it is my purpose that beckons me,
Finding it is another story…..